Did I Get Fat or Am I Just Not Used to “Real Clothes” Anymore?

I think I need to go to “Sweatpants Anonymous”

Photo by i yunmai on Unsplash

I broke up with my jeans a long time ago. Basically on day 1 of waking up to a state of emergency thanks to a certain global pandemic.

The moment the “work from home” edict was issued, I told my jeans that it was all them and not me. I told them to the…