An Open Letter To My Coworker, Mr. Always-A-High-Priority

I have two words for you

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To my coworker, Mr. Always-A-High-Priority,

I have two words for you: Fuck off. Please. Sorry, that was three words.

I’d like to understand your thought process as you flag every single one of your emails to me with a high-priority exclamation mark.