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This Happened To Me

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This Happened To Me

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Published in 30-Day Challenge

·Mar 4, 2022

I Wrote 182 Articles for 64 Publications in 330 Days

Sometimes people are really awesome — We normally complain about people a lot more than we celebrate people. Why do we do this? I don’t really know. Maybe it’s part of the whole “misery loves company” attitude. Maybe we as humans are inherently attracted to negativity like moths to a flame. …

30 Day Challenge

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I Wrote 182 Articles for 64 Publications in 330 Days
I Wrote 182 Articles for 64 Publications in 330 Days
30 Day Challenge

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Published in it’s just foam

·Feb 27, 2022

Did I Get Fat or Am I Just Not Used to “Real Clothes” Anymore?

I think I need to go to “Sweatpants Anonymous” — I broke up with my jeans a long time ago. Basically on day 1 of waking up to a state of emergency thanks to a certain global pandemic. The moment the “work from home” edict was issued, I told my jeans that it was all them and not me. …

Humor

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Did I Get Fat or Am I Just Not Used to “Real Clothes” Anymore?
Did I Get Fat or Am I Just Not Used to “Real Clothes” Anymore?
Humor

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Published in MuddyUm

·Feb 15, 2022

When You Find Yourself on a Road Trip Seated Next to the Breath of Doom, Death, and Destruction

Can I offer you a breath mint? — Road trips — they’re boring at the best of times and painful at their worst. I’m not generally a fan but it’s cheaper than flying and that’s how I found myself on a road trip with the breath of doom, death, and destruction. I’m exaggerating, but only a little bit…

Humor

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When You Find Yourself on a Road Trip Seated Next to the Breath of Doom, Death, and Destruction
When You Find Yourself on a Road Trip Seated Next to the Breath of Doom, Death, and Destruction
Humor

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Published in The Bad Influence

·Feb 15, 2022

5 Signs You’re Not an Intelligent Person — Someone Has to Be the Dullest Tool in the Shed

And unfortunately, it might be you! — I get it — we all want to be the smart one. The one with brilliant ideas and a bright future ahead. The one that the people turn to when their little brains fizzle out from exertion. But unfortunately, we can’t all be the “smart cookie”. Some of us are…

Satire

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5 Signs You’re Not an Intelligent Person — Someone Has to Be the Dullest Tool in the Shed
5 Signs You’re Not an Intelligent Person — Someone Has to Be the Dullest Tool in the Shed
Satire

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Published in Age of Empathy

·Feb 14, 2022

An Ode to Winter, Including the Rite of Passage That Is Licking the Metal Signpost

Living in a winter wonderland of snowballs and ski trips with a side of frozen fingers — Snowflakes glitter in the air, waltzing on winter’s gentle winds. Twinkling in the sun’s delicate rays, they float in a lazy slow spiral downwards, glistening even as they come together into a soft blanket of snow. The world turns white and frosty, quieting as if in wonder and awe of…

Nonfiction

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An Ode to Winter, Including the Rite of Passage That Is Licking the Metal Signpost
An Ode to Winter, Including the Rite of Passage That Is Licking the Metal Signpost
Nonfiction

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Published in 30-Day Challenge

·Feb 13, 2022

I Wrote 176 Articles for 63 Publications in 300 Days

Putting one foot in front of the other till you’re walking again — With every year that passes, time seems to fly by faster and faster. Do you remember what it feels like when you had to wait absolutely forever for your next birthday party? For the next Halloween candy binge? For next year’s Christmas presents? Now, months seem to pass by in…

Results Post

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I Wrote 176 Articles for 63 Publications in 300 Days
I Wrote 176 Articles for 63 Publications in 300 Days
Results Post

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Published in Fanfare

·Feb 10, 2022

Why Geralt of Rivia is the Best Anti-Hero

“Damn, you’re ugly!” — Thunderdome is a Fanfare series where our writers good-naturedly debate some matter of pop culture and then leave it to the readers to decide. Read each post and vote at the bottom! How exactly does one pitch an argument for “the best” anti-hero? Defined by Masterclass as “a central character…

Thunderdome

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Why Geralt of Rivia is the Best Anti-Hero
Why Geralt of Rivia is the Best Anti-Hero
Thunderdome

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Published in Fanfare

·Feb 3, 2022

Why Yennefer of Vengerberg is the Most Badass Female Character

“Nobody smart plays fair” — Thunderdome is a Fanfare series where our writers good-naturedly debate some matter of pop culture and then leave it to the readers to decide. Read each post and vote at the bottom! I have many female idols — some “real” as in living breathing humans; some “fictional” but no less…

Thunderdome

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Why Yennefer of Vengerberg is the Most Badass Female Character
Why Yennefer of Vengerberg is the Most Badass Female Character
Thunderdome

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Published in Fanfare

·Jan 27, 2022

This Woman Hates My Guts for Recommending Witcher 3 to Her Husband

Is it really about the video game or is it because I’m a girl gamer? — Apparently, she hates my guts “By the way, Jane HATES your guts.” Well, you certainly have my full attention now. I blink, confused. I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a conversation with this lady. …

Gaming

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This Woman Hates My Guts for Recommending Witcher 3 to Her Husband
This Woman Hates My Guts for Recommending Witcher 3 to Her Husband
Gaming

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