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5 Signs You’re Not an Intelligent Person — Someone Has to Be the Dullest Tool in the Shed

And unfortunately, it might be you!

Allison Cecile
The Bad Influence
Published in
3 min readFeb 15, 2022

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Visual depiction of stupid with a sheep and 2+2=5 math equation
Photo by Michal Matlon on Unsplash

I get it — we all want to be the smart one.

The one with brilliant ideas and a bright future ahead. The one that the people turn to when their little brains fizzle out from exertion.

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Allison Cecile
The Bad Influence

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